Happy Ever After :)
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i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer

but its winter

please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries

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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that


because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

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The road so far… 

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I love how he’s all in Satan mode then all of a sudden wacky moose mode
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a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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